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A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
  • A Book for the Anxious Babe
A Book for the Anxious Babe

A Book for the Anxious Babe

$45.00

Not quite an affirmation book. Not quite therapy.
Just a few pages of lovingly chaotic validation for those who are doing their fucking best. The spotlight is yours to take with this customizable book.

Here's how it works:

1. Upload Your Portrait
Send us a high-resolution, head-and-shoulders photo. No sunglasses, hats, or masks (reading glasses are fine). We’ll use it to cast you (or your lucky recipient) as the main character.

2. Select Your Character Base
Choose one of the four base characters to serve as your character’s foundation.

3. Add a Dedication (Optional)
Include a heartfelt (or delightfully cheeky) message on the first page.

Checkout & Receive Your Custom Book
Once you’ve checked out, we’ll print your custom 5.5 × 8.5-inch storybook with a glossy cover (glossy inside) and ship it straight to your door.
Size and quality
  • 47 glossy pages of beautifully illustrated story
  • Digest size (5.5 × 8.5 in / 140 × 216 mm) – perfect for a coffee-table display
  • Glossy-finish hardcover for a sophisticated, tactile feel
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Because each story is personalized, please allow 3–4 weeks from checkout to delivery (this includes design and print time). We’ll keep you updated every step of the way, and if you need it sooner, just reach out for expedited-shipping options.

Because each book is uniquely crafted just for you, we’re unable to accept standard returns—but your satisfaction means everything. If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us within 30 days of receiving your book, and we’ll work together to make it right

Designed to make someone feel seen.

We take a simple photo and turn it into a timeless character nestled inside a beautifully bound, hardcover storybook. It's a little nostalgic, a little cheeky, and totally unforgettable.